Flopity fish
Flopity fish by Sirsnifflesbottom April 29, 2024
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Table fish
When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.
Table fish by Devo09 July 12, 2024
Rusty fish hook
I was behind this girl,so I stuck my finger in her butt,when she turned and looked at me,I hooked her like a fish....
Rusty fish hook by The dirty one.. July 19, 2024
Cooked fish
When you are about to have sex and she undresses and she stinks so badly but you just gotta tap that so you dive in anyway.
Cooked fish by 019-2830192830182308123 August 7, 2024
Egg Fish Lure
A game, nearly identical to the hit sensation Rock Paper Scissors, but with arguably better logic. Lure beats (or catches) fish, fish beats (or eats) egg, and egg beats (or avoids) lure. When ready to play each player yells "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" How to play: Egg is much like rock, as you ball your hand up into a fish much like you're going to fist bump someone, (and if someone plays lure they wont be able to hook onto your hand). Fish looks like a C-shaped grip, like a fish's mouth would (and if you win against egg you put your whole hand around the other persons hand). Lure is a sideways shaped J, (and when winning against fish, you link to the other person's cupped hand and yank it up like a fish). Ideally meant to be played on Fishmas, a fish themed celebratory holiday in December.
Carter: "Ready for our annual tournament of Egg Fish Lure?" JD: "Yep, bring it on loser!" Both: "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" *Carter has thrown Fish, and JD has thrown Lure, making him the winner*
Egg Fish Lure by AFellowMalaysian November 11, 2024
The Fish Piano Theorem
The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
The Fish Piano Theorem by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024
The Fish Piano Theorem
The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
The Fish Piano Theorem by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024