John serechia 

A local celebrity in the town ship of edgerton who has autism

That koo boy John serechia has serious autism foo

John serechia by Cee$ March 31, 2024

John Mayer spot

The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.

That girl has a great butt. It really accentuates her John Mayer spot.

John Mayer spot by jonrules11 April 14, 2024

John Michael 

Enjoyment and constant partying.

Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend

I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week

John Michael by anonymous April 17, 2024

John Lowery

A modified Tsunami Shot. When a woman performs oral sex on a male. Upon ejaculation, the woman spits the semen back in the male’s face followed by a slap to the male’s face. Woman must yell, “Don’t treat me like a slut, John Lowery.”

Tim has been quiet since Sara pulled a John Lowery on him.

John Lowery by Michael Orville April 19, 2024

John depth

My man John

Yep it’s John depth

John depth by The real Maggie M April 23, 2024

John Samples 

A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.

Hey you know John samples!

Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...

John Samples by Everywhoreubeenwith April 27, 2024

John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt 

John pork rizzing the heck up ishowspeeds gyatt so he did the thug shake on Fortnite catnap doing the rizzy move

“ John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt is good”

John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024