z job

If you don't know. You can't afford it.

Wait what exactly is a Z job?

by xbuRx October 6, 2007

Z-J

Z job
when you get your morning wood blowwn

Timmy just woke up and was horny so his girlfriend gave him a z-j.

by turd_burglar=) April 3, 2008

Z-bag

Z-bagging is when you dip your scrote into a cool pool of Zima.

"Hot day. I could go for a quick z-bag, what about you"

"Yeah let's do this"

by treasureman November 6, 2009

Z Job

A Z Job is were you are recieving a blow job where the giver of the blow job is sleeping, also refered to as catching some zzz's, therefore a z job

Wow, my roommate gave me the best Z Job last night, haha and he always wakes up complaining about the bad taste in his mouth in the morning, what a fool.

by D 103 December 3, 2009

z-dob

gross, nasty, disgusting

...that man with the long beard and greasy hair is so z-dob...my nephew thinks brussel sprouts are z-dob..

by julie broussard July 15, 2006

Z-Bag

When someone is as terrible as Mark Zuckerberg. Since neither the heterosexual nor homosexual communities want him a new slur had to be formed to express how awful he is

Guy 1: "Hey guys get the hell out of here, you're being a bunch of Z-Bags"

Guy 2: "WHOOOOAAAAAAA! Dude toooooo far....." *silently sobs*

by The Chanks September 21, 2011

Z-J

When you stick three guys dicks in a girls mouth, vag, and ass then take the straight angle of inserting into her mouth the downward angle of sticking it up her ass and the straightward angle in her vag and put those angles together and you get a z therefore Z-J

Dude that Z-J we gave Johnson was great said Craig Nick and Seth

by Nick Davis February 10, 2007