Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

Yoitk

Yoyt•kay

noun
An activity deemed mischievous by society’s standards.

adjective

Teeming with impish, pesky, or unruly behavior.

1. You typed WHAT in the Taco Bell self service machine? I should’ve known that you would try and get away with such a heinous yoitk.

2. I was anticipating for months that he would pull some yoitk scheme, but who would’ve thought that he’d do it at his own wedding?

by authbu November 7, 2023

Yoink

The act of sneakily stealing something fast from someone/something, with them knowing.

Francis: Look at my football! Cool, right?
Charles: Yoink!
Francis: Give that back!

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

Yoinky Sploinky

A slang word for Vehicular Manslaughter.
Often used in GenZ Memes.

Ted: Dude I just did a Yoinky Sploinky down the road.
John: TED, WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU JUST RUN OVER 2 CHILDREN?
Ted: yes...

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

yisking

the act of playing with your chode in class when your very bored and have nothing to do

person 1: yo bro im boutta start yisking this class mid af
person 2: hell yeah bro lemme get lookout

by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024

Yoikes

When you PM a cow and then later find out it was anthrax positive...

"Yoikes that was a bad idea"

by bacillusanthracis February 23, 2026

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking references the physical motion of one's hand, while the hog refers to the penis.

Keep in mind, anyone can yoink the hog. Even if they do not possess the hog.

You: "I fucking love yoinking the hog!!!"

by Idon'tknowanymore March 15, 2026