Wonked

When someone is born with a noticeable wonky face, that others may find funny.

Sarah: OMG he has a well wonky face!
Nathan: Yeah he has a face disorder..
Sarah: :(
Nathan: NAHHT.. He's just wonked.

by wonkyface October 12, 2010

Wonkle

A funny word for a willy (penis).

It's so cold that my wonkle has disappeared.

by Sir Colin Bison March 19, 2013

Wonk

"Know" spelled backward. It's the opposite of somebody who knows what he's talking about -- or someone who knows a subject forward and backward.

by Dan October 2, 2003

Wonka

A codeword used to talk about Marijuana. Not too commonly used. derived from the children's book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
Weed and Wonka have the same first letter, making it easier of a word to decipher. Used most often around authority figures, to drive away suspicion.

1. "Want some wonka bars?"

2. "Oh man, those wonka bars were good last night"

by MissingNo11 January 7, 2011

wonkers

a combination of bonkers & wanker.

He's a bit wonkers.

by d|mister October 21, 2010

wonk

A term made up by intellectuals to label thier immense knowledge of a subject. Really, its just another word used by intellectuals so they can massage thier ego, among other things, in a group setting.

I am such a policy wonk. If you like, I can wonk you off while we talk policy.

by habracadabra May 15, 2008

WankTank

Mike Brown

Mike's a WankTank

by Gus-Gus May 9, 2003