Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality
Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2022
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woke jamming

the act of jamming "woke" content into pieces of media that dont require it or are harmed by it

large media compaines kowtowing to the alt-left by inserting ID-pol content into films and videogames that dont need it -- see also get woke go broke
woke jamming sure messed up wonder woman 84
by chongon maqaque December 28, 2020
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Woke fragility

When a woke person says something ridiculous and you push back against them, and then they react by calling you names and refusing to debate.
Alice: All white people are racist.
Bob: Wait, isn't that a racist thing to say?
Alice: Your refusal to understand just proves that you're a racist!
Jane: Sounds like Alice is experiencing woke fragility.
by itinerant_arbuthnot October 10, 2022
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Finna Woke

When yo gurl is too damn spicy

and you say

When u want to funny in yiay
''Damn Jacksfilmz you lookin finna woke tonight!''
"Damn gurl are you Finna cuz you just woke my Dinna"
by astantv February 21, 2018
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Finna woke

Finna meaning 'going to' and woke as in 'past wake' put together, going to past wake.
You wanna know what really Jennas my Marbles? How finna woke Pam is.
by Jadynisc00l April 02, 2018
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Woke Princess

She expects you to open the door, pay for the meal, cater to her every need while repeating her PC woke narratives verbatim, progressively emasculate you, cut off your nuts, and keep them on her bedroom side table. She wants a man to be chivalrous to a certain extent and a.k.a. cis-gender man of the 50s but then wants him similar to emotional and sensitive "Jerry"(Rick & Morty) that can be pulled around on a leash to the ATM and honey-do list items. She will get her cake and eat it, too, groundhog day style.
Shelly loves that Gary is always ready to do her bidding while speaking Woke narratives as the perfect gentleman catering to all her needs while being submissive, sensitive, and emotionally available to take her woke princess onslaught of demands.
by Hixxz68 February 20, 2023
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woke-avist

A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.

They will continue to "educate" you about how certain things need to change "for the better" and that all other points of views/beliefs are hate speech. Only their opinions are considered right and true.
Man did you hear her talk all night, she's such a woke-avist!
by Curve Baller March 19, 2023
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