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crap-tastical

absolutely anything that is outstandingly pants
man, this lesson is crap-tastical
by marmite January 27, 2006
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Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!
Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"
by GrandPoop October 12, 2010
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tactical insertion

1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.

2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.

If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.

3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.
by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010
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Testicals

The Festivals are waving around in the air and they are wrinkly. They are dangerous if they are put in the wrong place. The wrinkly old objects are useless in the snow. When the hair gets caught on braces it is a painful experience.
Testicals is a scientific term for yarbles or coin purpose.
by Flappy101 January 17, 2015
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tragically hip

One who has altered their body for the sake of fashion. Person with tattoos, body piercings, etc.
Emerging from the tattoo shop, the a young man shows off his fresh wound as he joins the ranks of the tragically hip.
by Robert Zavala June 12, 2005
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Tactical Chirps

The tactical chirps is an ancient technique passed down through the ages.

Tacticilius Chirpsarus- The art of engaging a pre-defined target with the intention of personal gain.
Great tactical chirpsing John! You totally won her over!
by Chirpsmaster October 8, 2010
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Taticaly Sitting

1. The act of sitting in the dark and waiting to jump and scare someone.

2. To camp your ass of in a video game
1. John:Where did you come from?

Bill: I was taticaly sitting in the corner.

2. Gamer: Hey!, you're such a camper.

Gamer: No, I was just taticaly sitting.
by That Guy Behind You February 22, 2011
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