dong thong

a guy's thong

"yo man, you got some kinda underwear that'll cradle my dick?"
"sure thing, all you need is a dong thong! :D"

by cap'nkayjo August 2, 2008

Thong Trap

When your thong is painful. Wrong size thong is the number one leading cause of this condition. It can ride up the butt or the front. If left untreated can cause irritated skin, bleeding, or rash. May even effect your gate. (the way you walk). Also may make you very irritable.

I was on the subway and I couldn't wait to get off I was in a thong trap.

She just picked her butt if front of everyone. I bet you she had a thong trap.

by Queen Gypsy July 23, 2010

beg-a-thon

When a television show that's aired and during the program commercials are aired that tell you to subscrib to the show to keep the channel going.

PBS is playing beg-a-thons all night tonight.

by SwiftShadowfang March 26, 2010

Thong

1) A particular cut of a brief or leotard (or in clothing fashioned after said articles, such as a teddy, a bodysuit, dance belts, etc., ad nauseam) where, rather than having fabric covering the buttocks, there is a strip of fabric that lies between the buttocks. Usually done either for sexual appeal or to cut down on panty lines - or both.

2) A popular model of sandal with a rubber sole, and two fabric straps to hold the foot in, in such a fashion that it connects near the front of the sandal in a knot that rests between the big and second toes.

1) Jerome gave a booty call when he saw a random girls thong peek out from underneath her pants.

by ke6isf September 15, 2004

Mexican Thong

A Mexican Thong is when a man is fucking a woman in the ass while eating a taco. The man then pulls out quickly so she shits everywhere, then the man rubs the shit up her crack and around her waist like a thong and then proceeds to play the mexican hat dance.

Tommy: "Dude, I'm going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow, but first, tonight I'm going to give her a Mexican Thong!"

Aaron: "Dude! Nasty!"

by Teepea January 3, 2010

Thomson

A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence. Thomsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thomsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thomsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thomson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thomson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thomson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thomson

by Koreans are bad January 6, 2016

Thonk

When you think you've a good idea but turns out to be stupid

Friend A: Oh i got it, it's big brain time.
Friend B ( but not A's BFF, just kinda there) : What is it?
Friend A :Never mind it was a thonk.

by BigThonk March 21, 2020