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Temperature Blanket

A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day

The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"
by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023
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A Tempe Hangover

When you have partied so hard the couple days before, that you entire body shuts down
Marvin: "Yo my nigga, When I got back from Spring Training I slept for 16 hours non-stop. Then I woke up to my head feeling like it would split in half!"
Bryce: "That's a Tempe Hangover, my Negro Slave Boy."
by Tempe Crew '11 April 6, 2011
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Shquirtly Temple

A sexual act in which the girl is on her period and squirts her squalene (natural vaginal lubricant) into a cup. The light red blood and lube looks like the famous drink: Shirley Temple
Jodi made me a Shquirtly temple in bed last night. I threw up everywhere and punched her in the face.
by Joeytheguy May 23, 2014
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waterpark temperature

when trying to get a substance, typically water, to the desired temperature but instead fail to do so resulting in the temperature being both too cold and too hot, like the temperature of water at most waterparks
Bro: "Dude, this morning, the friggin shower was stuck at waterpark temperature for like 15 minutes"
Dude: "Bro that sucks"
by Turn.Up.Alex November 27, 2018
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Sunken Temple

1. A dungeon around level 50 in the World of Warcraft MMORPG where players face trolls and the green dragonflight
2. A prolapsed anus
John: Want to run Sunken Temple tonight?

Jane: No thanks, my anus is still sore from last night's shenanigans
by dukenorton September 21, 2019
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holy temple of gains

The holy temple of gains is any place where someone would go to acquire massive gains. This includes any gym except planet fitness.
Oh man time for my workout. Gotta go to the holy temple of gains
by Gymbro_bigman34 April 10, 2021
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Office temperature gauge

How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra
I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!
by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021
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