Joeytheguy's definitions

Mud rub

The act of shitting on your sex partner and rubbing it all over them, and then licking it all off.

I gave Kate a Mud rub last night.

by Joeytheguy May 23, 2014

Shquirtly Temple

A sexual act in which the girl is on her period and squirts her squalene (natural vaginal lubricant) into a cup. The light red blood and lube looks like the famous drink: Shirley Temple

Jodi made me a Shquirtly temple in bed last night. I threw up everywhere and punched her in the face.

by Joeytheguy May 23, 2014