Joeytheguy's definitions

Shquirtly Temple

A sexual act in which the girl is on her period and squirts her squalene (natural vaginal lubricant) into a cup. The light red blood and lube looks like the famous drink: Shirley Temple

Jodi made me a Shquirtly temple in bed last night. I threw up everywhere and punched her in the face.

by Joeytheguy May 23, 2014

Mud rub

The act of shitting on your sex partner and rubbing it all over them, and then licking it all off.

I gave Kate a Mud rub last night.

by Joeytheguy May 23, 2014