Ted Strudel

When a woman urinates post coital whilst the man's penis is still inside her vagina.

I've had a few girls give me a Ted Strudel instead of getting up to go to the bathroom... Didn't hate it.

by Djijn July 23, 2021

ted snaking

The act of buttfucking one of your bros or hommies. The name "ted" refers to bill and teds excellent adventure, and their buttfucking chemistry.

Bob: hey what were you and Charlie doing last night

Todd: oh yeah, we were ted snaking each other in the Dennys parking lot.
Bob: bruh... thats dope af

by Dragon dix August 2, 2021

Ted Dibiase

money money money money moneyyyy

Ted Dibiase is richer than you

by stock user November 9, 2021

Ted Mcginley

Ted mcginley

Ted Mcginley is gay he likes boys lots of them ngl ? And he’s jealous of me 😑😑 xoxo love your gf x

by Annemiare 😬 October 8, 2021

Ted’s Mom

1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.

2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.

1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?

Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.

2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!

by Pikeyjuan69 November 24, 2021

Ted Talk gang

a very charming and funny and attractive ;) group of fuvking idiots made of teenage twitch streamers

“Oh Ted Talk gang is live again”

by Sav :) November 24, 2021

Ted Dekker

Christian author who likes ripping characters hearts out. You might not survive his books, but but it will be exciting to see you go.

I like this character, too bad Ted Dekker is going to kill him in the second half, even if he is the main character.

by epl692 December 15, 2021