simpsons

A Brilliant, funny show which has sadly since become mainstream, like all of FOX's new "shows". The general concensus of regular simpsons fans agree that it became this sometime around the 2001-2002 season(season 12). Occasionally, there is a standout episode, however.

The Simpsons was easily the funniest thing on TV until Family Guy came out.

by Dave August 20, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

Unattractive and untalented sister of Jessica Simpson. Wannabe punk. Wears dark clothes, 'punk' t-shirts and ripped jeans. Fucks rich-girl's exes. Has a very large nose.
Synonyms: ASSLEE, Milli Vanilli Part II

'I'm such a girly-girl! People think because I sing rock music I don't care about girly things... I LUV goth furniture!'

by Sarah February 21, 2005

symphony

A musical composition for orchestra in the form of a sonata.

Beethoven's 9th symphony is very famous.

by carpo August 22, 2004

sympathy pain

a big pain you have when your spouse is having the same pain at the same time.

OH SHIT!! I'm having a baby!!!

Boyfriend: SO AM I!!!

by Kitty December 26, 2003

George Sampson

George Sampson is Britian's Got Talent 2008 winner. He comes from Warrington, England and is a breakdancer. : OBV.

Girl #1: OMFG ITS GEORGE EFFING SAMPSON!!!
Girl #2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
George Sampson: Er, Hey. (Smiles)

by BumHead. September 28, 2008

jessica simpson

probably the dumbest living fuck on the face of the earth. she is only famous because she is "hot" as told by my friends omar and joe.

jessica simpson: it says chicken of the sea, but i thought it was fish, which is it?

by thegfofjoe May 17, 2006

Sympathy Vampire

Someone who always seems down, depressed, have bad luck, in bad relationships. Someone who you always seem to be trying to cheer up, help emotionally and who just never seems to be happy with their lot in life. A little like an energy vampire you are drained

On forums a member who never seem to post happy threads, who always seems to be posting about how bad their life is and no matter how much you try to help or offer sympathy they continue to be miserable} to the point that you feel depressed everytime you read a thread of theirs, you feel in the grip of a energy vampire but they drain your sympathy away leaving nothing for someone who really needs it. A sympathy vampire eventually sucks the life from the forum

by f.b.m February 4, 2010