Project Santa

When a fat guy in a red boiler suit drops down your chimney and rapes you.

"Dude I'm scared. Some random fat guy on the street told me he was going to target my house for a Project Santa."

by otipacl qeury55 December 21, 2008

rapey santa

A shopping mall Santa who gets an erection when a little girl with blonde pigtails sits on his lap.

Cassandra: "Get your daughter off his lap Michelle, he is a rapey Santa."

by JohnDaHound January 6, 2016

Santa Monica Sleeper

-noun. a sexual maneuver where the man makes love to his partner with a condom dipped in Nyquil. This move originated from man's desire to avoid talking and cuddling after sex, for the woman falls asleep soon after.

He was able to watch the game after he slipped her a Santa Monica Sleeper.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

santa

A communist.

Karl Marx, Lennin, and Poppa Smurf all had beards. 2/3 Are communists. Santa has a beard <i> and </i> dresses in red. He must be a commie.

by Nick January 4, 2004

Santa

A man from Saint Cloud who made it snow, year round if you know what I mean...until he blew his brains out with a 9mm due to CTE and snow induced brain trauma

Santa liked snow and was the only cool person who ever lived in Minnesota

by Santas’ Little Helper(s) October 16, 2018

Shitty Santa

To climb on ones roof and takes a shit in their chimney (make sure to do it when its cold) so when they light a fire, their entire humbled abode smells like your Christmas breakfast. (Aka your shit)

Dude, i totally pulled a Shitty Santa last Christmas eve,when i went over to the house i did it at it smelled like shit!

by Gmoney aka Andy October 13, 2007

looks like santa came early this year.

When something fortunate happens or you get something really cool.

I bought a car this December......

Looks like Santa came early this year.

by Phoenixsky7775 December 27, 2011