German Squishy

when you take a shit and put it in a plastic bag, seal it and then throw it at a random persons face when they are sleeping

Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere

Ralph- thats fucking sweet man

by coltonz. May 3, 2010

National Squash Beef Day

National squash beef day is when you squash beef with all your friends and this day occurs in May 3rd

Happy national squash beef day

by duhitz_sasha June 1, 2018

College Squish

An activity Professor Albrecht participated in on many occasions in his time in University, one that revolved around squishing objects of questionable origins.

"Give that scorpion a good ol' college squish."

by Not Alpaca May 21, 2020

lose my squash

To completely unravel in a large explosion of anger, frustration, and exasperation (aka the triumvirate of despair.) Derived from of "out of my gourd."

Dude, if Trump says "locker room talk" one more time I'm going to lose my squash.

If one more person asks me something they could Google and find out I'm going to lose my squash.

by RedHeadMeag October 13, 2016

squishy

a guys dick before he gets aroused

I wanted to play with Ruslan's squishy...but by the time I got his pants off, it was as hard as a rock! So I guess I was upset THAT way...but I was rewarded anyways ;)~

by Ruslan's secret lover May 16, 2006

Squishy

Term used in WOW and similar MMORPG's to describe a character/class, who/which has low max health points.

"Fuck! My mage is so squishy, like three hits and he's toast!"

by Namrats January 14, 2010

Squishy

someone/something that is squishy is so unbelieveably adorable that you can't help but smile awkwardly and be like "Awwwwwww"

"that guy is soo squishy!"
"i know!! i just wanna hug him forever!!"

by IDon'tWantAName February 5, 2012