Squirrel

A seemingly adorable creature who is secretly evil & has light-sabers & guns. Also, the squirrels Lord & Master is Foamy the Squirrel.

Wow. Did you see that squirrel attack Mike? The squirrel was totally ninja.

Oh, I've heard of squirrels attacking ppl... They start out looking cute then go physco.

I bet the squirrel was part of the Church of Foamy...

Yeah, I bet your right

by BEWARE_of_the_squirrels March 28, 2010

Squirrelologist

Somone that studies squirrels.

I'm a squirrelologist.

by Pop-N-Fresh December 10, 2003

Squirrelhole

Noun.
The hole that is left when an ear that has been stretched (gauged) a decent size closes up most of the way and leaves a hole resembling a squirrel anus. Very gross looking and usually the result ofstretching to fast.

Ever since you took out your plugs and stopped stretching it looks like you have a squirrelhole in your ear.

by The Muffin Man 69 April 13, 2009

gray squirrel

An old lady's pubic area.

When she fell, I was grossed out when I caught a glimpse of her gray squirrel.

by Johnny GlamRok May 16, 2008

Squirrel Face

A quotation used for describing someone with a squirrel like face

I remember who you are now...My brother used to call you Squirrel Face at school!!

by Soozy Magoozy March 7, 2009

you should have bought a squirrel

an answer to any question in existance

If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."

by heyylaurenn! March 20, 2008

handicapped squirrel

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017