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the smallest bowling ball on sale , noticed mainly by its diminutive size , horrible stench and a miserable vibe / also known as a jamie self and a silent hacienda
omg you just got a jamie self, that thang stinks honey

you got squareman ed holmes

donta el mio
by Mogtard September 28, 2009
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Center Square

An adjective, the phrase refers to long-time comedian and actor Paul Lynde who occupied the center square in the long-running television show Hollywood Squares. The phrase is used to describe a person or thing that is flamboyantly gay.

See "Center Square Gay".

Sometimes a perjorative as in a put-down of a person or thing.

Hipster slang heard in Hyde Park, Chicago; UW- Madison, Wisconsin and Washington, DC political circles.
"Mike's dress is center square."
"Can Mike be any more center square?"
"Did you hear that? It was so center square."
by Pennlingo February 15, 2012
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Well Rounded Square

A person with street and book knowledge.

This person has a very intrigueing look.

This person has a je ne sais quoi in their style of dressing, shoes, glasses.

This person does not look like they know what they know.

They know a little bit about a whole lot of stuff people wouldn't expect them to.
In the movie Set it off, Frankie would be considered a well rounded square.

In the TV show Walter White became a well rounded square by the end of the series.
by Sherriloveiam December 1, 2019
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curls in the squat rack

The embarrassing and nubish act of doing biceps curls, while standing in a squat rack. This is pure whitebread.

The squat rack is the only place in the gym one can specifically do squats, as the rack serves as the spot / safety.
However standing bicep curls can be done practically anywhere. Thus to do curls in the squat rack not only reveals one's own know-nothing idiocy, it takes up a station that could properly be used by a legit gym goer.

The sort of thing you'd see at Planet Fitness or your average community rec center. Done by people who get their training advice from Dr Oz.
I was going to break my PR in front skwats today, but that scrawny noob over there is hogging the equipment and doing curls in the squat rack!
by Too Many Drones May 6, 2020
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China Tiananmen Square June 1989

Nothing happend in China Tiananmen Square June 1989 just a normal day
by Coolbeans42069 June 20, 2021
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Swahili Squat Fuck

A sexual act that involves a male and a female. The woman is positioned with her back on the floor and raises her hips and legs in the air so her vagina is parallel with the ceiling. The male then lets out a loud shriek before rushing over to the woman and inserts his penis into her vagina. He then vigorously, and simultaneously, pounds on her vagina like a pair of congo drums. This was first done by horny tribesmen in Swahili centuries ago. However, it was perfected by the Mayans.
Joe: I was feeling kind if diverse last night with Bonnie.

Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.
by TESTICLETWISTER December 22, 2013
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Hip to be Square

A song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because not only is the song just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Hip to be Square is Huey Lewis and the News' undisputed masterpiece
by EdgyMcgee February 2, 2022
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