squares pears

literally a square shaped pear, some people really like injecting staples into it.

members of the squares pears fan club (cult) have a profile picture of the square pear and use the phrase "every day tomorrow" way too often.

we love squares pears, they're coolio broski yoski broski!!!!!!!

broski yoski broski can't you just chillax and eat a squares pears??

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

Square Boat

Someone who is straight edge, doesn't do anything bad.

Jenifer is such a square boat she wouldn't even drink at the New Years Eve party.

by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003

Flat squared

When a girl has a "flat" chest and butt.

Also written as flat^2

"Bro is that a dude?"
"Nah she's just flat squared"

by Clean up Kenny June 4, 2016

square dude

someone{mostly a guy} that is boring, annoying, or the plus on in a group of friends

that dude a square / i anit trying hang out with no square dude

here come that square ass nigga

by whitehersey September 24, 2018

Square nut

Square nut: cumming to, from, or by the missionary position.

I really don’t understand all this fetish stuff, all I really want is a square nut.

by MagicalOtto December 11, 2018

square-fucked

When you're playing tetris and you get three or more square blocks in a row

Man, I had 190 lines in tetris and I was going for a record! I needed a long piece but I just got square-fucked and the blocks reached the top... FUCK!

by Sir Hugo March 31, 2009

No u squared

Used as a rebuttal to no u as a way in which to end any argument
Also sometimes seen in the factored form of (no squared)+ (2no u)+ (u squared)

You: “ur mum has quite the gae”
Jim: “No u”
You: “no u squared”
Jim: -jumps off a cliff

by #}%^*€£?<~ May 13, 2018