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Joking on the Square

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.
Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??
by Richfolk September 23, 2021
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glove square

5 pointed love triangle
Glove Square

Lewis loves Connie but Connie loves Richard and Richard loves Trudy and Trudy loves Sophie and Sophie loves Lewis
by Davehi August 19, 2015
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Square Boat

Someone who is straight edge, doesn't do anything bad.
Jenifer is such a square boat she wouldn't even drink at the New Years Eve party.
by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003
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Square bop

Basically, a square bop is the bitches dat be out here gold-diggin', rippin' through, takin' it to the face, she's down to go in, down for whatever, down for the whole squad. She's ready to get it in and pretty much goes around like a track star. She's nothin', she's whatever...
You know cuz, I'm tryna fuck on dat Charlene tonight.

You know she a square bop, bruh? The whole block been up in her lol.
by Jmoneydabest May 9, 2014
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skype square

the area visable while youre skyping another person, the area filmed by the webcam.
I was skyping my friend Will and his roommate Mark was talking in the background so I told Mark to step into the Skype square so I could see him.
by boilerboilerboilerup October 4, 2009
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No u squared

Used as a rebuttal to no u as a way in which to end any argument
Also sometimes seen in the factored form of (no squared)+ (2no u)+ (u squared)
You: “ur mum has quite the gae”
Jim: “No u”
You: “no u squared
Jim: -jumps off a cliff
by #}%^*€£?<~ May 13, 2018
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square dude

someone{mostly a guy} that is boring, annoying, or the plus on in a group of friends
that dude a square / i anit trying hang out with no square dude

here come that square ass nigga
by whitehersey September 24, 2018
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