Sputnik

The noise excessive sperm makes splashing on a surface

We both watched sputnik after I dismounted.

by Sacumd April 2, 2021

Spuffin'

1. Told off, chastised.

2. A lighter form of fight that leads to no physical injury whatsoever.

Imma give him a good spuffin'.

by Agent Liz April 7, 2021

Sputnik

A norwegian musician and truck driver, who is mots famous for singing "divorcing Johanne"

-Have you heard Sputnik`s song?
-♫ ♩ Now shall we divorce Johanne, divorce Johanne, I cant bear to live longer with you♬♪

by LolipopFox April 9, 2021

Sputnick

noun
communist for Spigot

or
noun
vulgar communist slang for a cock (the chicken), any guy called dick, or a girthy penis

note, language may say ;english but it's actually communist

russian dude: look sputnick
please don't ask why they named a satellite after a spigot, idk (no one does)
also see Potato, communist potato

by !@#$%^&*&!^%#@@*&!$^* VII April 30, 2021

sputzed

The feeling of brain fog you get after a night of intense partying.

"Dude, that was a rad party last night. I drank so much I woke up totally sputzed!"

by Somerlea May 2, 2021

Scufti

To lick off a mans headtop via a sharp blade.

Past tense: Scuftied

Ay what should i scufti you fam!

by Kromeofficial May 3, 2021

sputnik

What caused the decline in western toys.

Woody: "What about the gold mine, and the cute little critters, and the dynamite? It was a great show, why cancel it?"
Stinky Pete: "Two words: Sputnik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys."
Woody: "I know how that feels."

by LouBlu08 June 21, 2021