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soft shit

A person that claims to be tough or hard, but is actually a little bitch.
Ivan thought he could push me around, but he's actually soft shit.
by Nate of Fate February 25, 2009
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soft genocide

Any and all efforts, plans, practices, short of actual genocide, that attempt to erase a demographic group that you hate from existence.
"There ARE no homosexuals here" is pure soft genocide.
by MadmanMichael August 25, 2019
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soft machine

and underhanded trading business;organized crime function
there's a soft machine running the south port, taking 3 percent of all cargo.
by nic jenkins September 26, 2003
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Soft Scoop

An absolute fucking boring idiot
(plain, boring, useless)
'he/she is an absolute soft scoop'

'stop being such a soft scoop'
by rob93 February 13, 2014
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soft throat

A man shoving his penis into a womans throat forcefully, during a blowjob, with lubricant, lotion, soap, ect.
The freaky couple soft throated occasionally on Wednesdays.
by Trtlpwr January 17, 2018
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soft swerve

This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.
No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.
by von groovy September 2, 2017
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soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.
I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.
by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018
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