Smoofied

Death by train

Did you hear about that one kid that got smoofied? That was tragic.

by SpencerDyle November 23, 2021

Scoffone

Definition of a northern god from north of Italy, that bullies everyone (but fairly, he doesn't judge sex, age or sexual orientation) bringing a suffocating sense of uselessness and depression!

Psychiatrist: "How are you feeling, today?"
Patient: "I dreamed again him, Scough scough scoffone! I feel soo annihilated!"

by pomodorofresco December 9, 2021

Smuff

a person in power that doesn't do anything about climate change

Clive Palmer and Scott Morrison are smuffs

by LAWLORE February 22, 2022

Scoffee

Coffee that has so much sugar in it that it becomes Sugar with coffee.

Rose: I'm having coffee.
Lilly: I'm having sugar with some coffee in it.
Rose: Ah, you mean Scoffee. Enjoy!
Lilly: *sips her scoffe as she tries to wake up*

by FearMeForIAmStarr March 1, 2022

smuffamut

Someone that is going nowhere in life and constantly expect somebody to take care of them whether it be a man or a woman they expect the other to take care of them that can be as sneaky as a snake and still laughing your face acting like they care when in reality they're just too scared to grow up or is meant to say are worthless

Damn Sam I guess I'm going to continue treating him like a Smuffamut he wants to act like it so I'm going to treat him like one..

by Charla Alexander March 1, 2022

Smeff

Noun- Malodorous smell emanating from unwashed, unhygienic or infected genitalia.

Also – smeffing: modifier/ related to or comparable to the malodorous smell emanating from unwashed, unhygienic or infected genitalia

Oh God! (retch) What a smeff! There’s no way I’m doing *that*! Go and clean yourself up!

by lenticular cloud March 18, 2022

Smiff

Smiff; smiffing; smiffed.

If you keep acting up, I'm gonna smiff yo ass; Damn, that dude is smiffing the hell out his girl; Man, did you see lady smiff her old man?

by alidocious March 30, 2022