Rug smudger

A person who drags their bare ass across someone's carpet or rug leaving a skid mark (a line of fecal matter) on said carpet or rug intentionally.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.

That rug smudger ruined your new carpet, you may never get that stain out.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.

by Axe smacker August 29, 2019

dirty smidgen

When you press the head of your dick against her asshole and persuade her to take the tip

I finally got her to take the dirty smidgen!

by Socket00 April 8, 2020

Poop Smudge

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.

Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

A smudger

When the person is acting wet and doesn’t do what he should do even tho the circumstances state he should.

“He lost stink he has to get sprayed”
“Nah I’m not having it”
“Stop doing a smudger”

by Woodrow123445 December 15, 2020

drover smudge

n. Slightly greasy spot where a drover stood before the bushfires.

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Mind how you step mate! Plenty of koala droppings about and one drover smudge the size of a Melbourne channel ferry.

Thought of buying a vaccy Burt? Might reduce the pong a bit.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

butt smidge

A word used to describe someone who portrays characteristics similar to those of a dirty pair of underwear

Oh my god he took my sandwich, what a butt smidge!

by A hole May 7, 2021

Oklahoma Smudge Pot

When a group of male hillbillies go out in the woods, fuck eachother, and jar each others ass queefs in one jar. After the jar is closed full of the combined farts, they take turns huffing the gas starting with the one that nutted first.

Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woods over yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.

by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023