skin roller

An itch on the scrotum that requires the skin to be rolled for the itch to be aleved.

Aww, dude I was sitting on the carpet naked and now I got such a bad skin roller!

by vpants December 20, 2009

Skin Tent

Crude way to reference a boner.

That last SI Swimsuit edition gave me a total skin tent.

I can't stand up due to my skin tent.

by Polarift March 20, 2013

skin virgin

A skin virgin is an individual who does not have any tattoos. They haven't had their skin penetrated to inject ink, so their skin is virgin.

This gal at the bar and I were really hitting it off, but once she found out I was a skin virgin she lost interest saying she only likes tatted guys.

by Ill_Will August 6, 2014

Skin Fucked

When you try to hack into another gamer's Fortnite account to steal their skins and they end up taking yours.

My friend skin fucked BigBagJayy when he tried to hack into his Fortnite account to steal his vbucks and skins. BigBagJayy is the worst hacker in history and as a result, no longer has any skins.

by TreeChopper011 July 25, 2018

light skin fever

A guy that is in love with light skin girls.

Otherwise known as "lightskin lovers", "LOL", and "mixed girl sprung "

"That guy has light skin fever."

by thatgirl1998 February 28, 2014

Onion skin

the film on top of her skin the morning after the Filthy Cumslut was the star of the Bukkake party.

Theiland: "Hey Smelly wats all over your face?"
Smelly: "Huh? Oh that's just Onion Skin from last night"
Jorde: "Ooooooo God Whyyyyy (Hyperventating Crying bitchboy noises"
Theiland: "God Damnit WTF, why don't I ever get invited to this shit?"
Smelly: "Same Reason Cry baby over there doesn't, duh! Your Fuckin Bald Bitch! Now excuse me while I go fart cum on the toilet, it's beginning to run down my thighs so it's time!"

by Vendetta Fist November 1, 2017

three man skiing

The action of one person sitting in the middle of two erected males and imagining themself skiing down a fast twisty hill using the male's erections as ski poles.

Yesterday, it was cold out so we decided to do some three man skiing inside. After I hit a jump a couple of times, there wound up being an avalanche.

by Isa Cocks March 4, 2009