dave simon

A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.

The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!

by Dave Simon April 12, 2017

miss simms crewe

Big booty lesbian chick with a shitty eye. Would fuck Mickey Mouse for free.

Damn miss simms crewe sure does love Disney.

by RyanTheBigBooty January 25, 2020

Lord Simon

A good boi that gets mad and does tantrums and praises the lord for forgiveness and help very Otis

Lord Simon is A good boi that gets mad and does tantrums and praises the lord for forgiveness and help very Otis

by Noonemesseswithromansionis February 9, 2020

ziggy simms

ziggy simms is the name of a guy who will sexually harass you in school, fr stay away from mfs with the name ziggy simms fr hes gross. k bye

underage girl 1 "bruv ziggy simms is so gross"
underage girl 2 "yeah hes 19 still talking to us, were 15.."

by Lils<3 February 27, 2020

tio simon

Tio simon is the best gc on stan twitter with an iconic mascot.

omg have you already heard of the Tio simon gc?? they're truly iconic.

by measf1111 February 28, 2021

Phantom_Simom441

When someone performs a flawless house raid on stonemore.

YOOO phantom_simom441!!!! wow that was very impressive

by sexbex June 22, 2022

Jean-Simon

BRO THATS LEGIT ME I DON'T LIKE FUCKING GRAMMAR TABARNAK

Jean-Simon is the coolest not liking grammar french-Canadian ever

by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 12, 2023