Salty Shellfish

A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.

Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Salty Marius

Someone who is sexually attracted to owls and always gets upset, angry, agitated for no reason. This is due to the overdose of sodium chloride

P1: Why is he so upset?
P2: HAHAHA! HE'S A SALTY MARIUS

by pussydestroyer112 March 28, 2017

salty molly

Noun: Someone who has a little more edge to their personality than they should, and is not afraid to show it.

Dave gives his girlfriend a lot of shit about this and that, he's being a real salty molly.

by The Return of the Macks November 17, 2017

That's pretty salty

That's pretty cool. That's awesome. Sweet. That puts hair on my balls.

This phrase pretty much describes anything that looks, seems, or is cool in any way, shape, or form.

That's pretty salty.

by Little Brown Brother December 9, 2010

silly sally

Said when you are telling a person that they are being goofy. Stiffler says it in American Wedding.

Stiffler Said: "No i dide'nt you silly sally"

by Colonel Puff August 8, 2005

Salty Eye-Patch

A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.

Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!

by Brendan And Chris November 10, 2007

Salty's Sneaks

The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.

Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.

If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:

Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"

Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"

by Babs lover January 28, 2008