baby seal

If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.

The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.

by Kafeithekeaton April 19, 2006

seal team 69

When 2 lovers are engaged in "69" fornication the top partner pisses into the bottom partners mouth to "waterboard" them for information

I Seal Team 69'ed Sharon last night til she told me where she hid the Oreos.

by Seal Team 69 March 13, 2018

Navy Sealed

A three point shot by an NBA star such as Brian Scalabrine that is very far away and wins the game.

Comes from a long range snipe like the one shot to Osama Bin Laden head and to seal the game.

Announcer: Derrick Rose dribbles the ball, dishes it to Scalabrine, he shoots
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Announcer: It is in! Scalabrine just Navy Sealed it!

by Kingofthenorth16 June 29, 2011

The Seal

When he is lying on his stomach and you kiss softly down his back, then as you work your way down, you fist his asshole and the other girl who happens to be there watching slaps him in the face with a fish as he says “aurghh!”

Girl1: Last night when my man asked for a threesome, we gave him the seal instead!!
Girl2: oh no you didn't!!

by Rednikster April 14, 2016

forest segal

One of the best wrestling journalists of all time. Multiple award winner for wrestling coverage and the man who always seems to know what's happening with wrestling before it airs. The most trusted source for wrestling news bar none.

Forest Segal has correctly predicted every WWE PPV since Wrestlemania XXX

by Joey Numbers TN April 17, 2016

Clubbing the seal

A variation of the phrase 'breaking the seal' whereby one often has to go to the toilet frequently when drinking, once they have gone for the first time of the evening. However, this version can have a variety of misunderstandings that sound like one is about to commit/has just committed an animal rights abuse.

Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.

Where have you been?' 'I have just been clubbing the seal'

by BenS1986 July 22, 2010

Samaly

the name of a sexy, pretty, cute, funny, and unique girl that only a certain asian kid can go out with

Damn Vincent!!! i cant believe you are going with Samaly!

by aznpride909r October 15, 2009