when you flex so hard, when no one asked but you proceed to telling them how poor they are. The Size of your Weiner while riding a bobcat. The Leader of ESO's biggest guild and the size of rumbo's enormous cock, if you didn't know then you haven't been rumbo'd yet.
Last week my girl was stroking my rumbo seagull while I was supervising an important meeting, then I proceeded to sack them in the rumbo while driving my bob cat.
Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.
Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.
by Rumbo's Bitch April 30, 2021
Get the Rumbo Seagullmug. The most defined and brilliant creature on earth. One of the seagulls many thousands of talents is surviving against seals by pecking them to death. Seagulls are such small creatures yet they can over come the biggest things, like seals (seriously those things are massive).
Friend1: Don’t be a chicken, be a seagull.
Friend 2: What does that even mean?
Friend 1: over come any challenge!!!
Friend 2: Oh
Friend 2: What does that even mean?
Friend 1: over come any challenge!!!
Friend 2: Oh
by Auch August 1, 2021
Get the Seagullmug. When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.
Seagull Frenchfry
Seagull Frenchfry
I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom
by Hubblegotchu November 30, 2019
Get the seagull screamingmug. Seagulls are bar patrons age 50+ who commonly "fly" from bar to bar abusing already inexpensive food & drink specials, such as happy hour & complentary items. They usually leave without tipping, or tipping very little. They then stumble out of the bar drunk & full-bellied & ready to take advantage of the next place on their list.
by Sgrqk May 7, 2015
Get the Seagullmug. A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.
by That’s so raven April 23, 2024
Get the Flying Seagullmug. Casino speak. The act of looking for left over tickets worth pennies or coins left in the slot machine payout trays. Also unplayed credits. Seagullers roam the aisles looking for these. Casinos frown on this and if caught you can get kicked out 10-86.
by Dman8 September 28, 2019
Get the Seagullingmug. When your fucking on the beach and you put your dick in salt water and fuck her it is called this called this cause the sound she makes.
by The faggit August 26, 2017
Get the wet seagullmug.