Random Cruiser

Slang; for getting an erection out of nowhere.

"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."

"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."

by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013

Random booty

It can apply to a one night stand or anything hella random is random booty

"Yo I just had some random booty last night, that s**t was cray"

by Johnny cash 415 February 6, 2015

pounding randoms

a guy fucking the shit out of random hoes

I heard that guy was pounding randoms last night.

by Jason Miller100 January 29, 2018

random capper

also know as random capping

when someone lies just to talk

josh: jason told me he meet Donald trump.
dave: he’s a random capper

by rkkkw February 13, 2021

random rection

random erection that happens for no reason.

Dude I had a random rection at work today right before I had to get up to go meet with my boss. I had to cover it with my briefcase

by zingerhoff September 14, 2013

Random Ho

A spontaneous piece of ass

This chick I met at school the other day from my homeboy, turned out to be my Random Ho.

by jakkstr October 14, 2013

Random Beef

When one has an unspecified hatred or dislike for another when this person has done nothing wrong. derived from the words beef, as in being moody with someone and random to imply spontaneity

marty: hey john
john:...
marty: i wonder why hes got random beef with me

by Puff Puff Parsnip May 1, 2012