random the money 

1) Putting your money in a completely arbitrary order.

2) An exclamation with the equivalent meaning of saying "Right on target!"

"My 3 pointers are random the money!"

random the money by The Fly February 9, 2004

Random-Number Exaggeration 

Exaggerating the amount or quantity of something by using a completely random number. Can be referred to as RNE.

1. Ted: (Talking to his buddy, Greg, about a large meeting he just had) "The were like 287 people in that meeting."
Greg: "What a random-number exaggeration."

2. Jim: (Walking out of a chinese buffet and talking to his friend, Jim) "I swear there were about 324 black people eating there."
John: "Pretty large RNE, but damn it was packed with them."

Random-Number Exaggeration by Legendary MoFo May 15, 2010

RANDOM CRIT 

A retarded game mechanic in tf2 that wipes people off the face off the fucking earth because some Demoman thought it would be funny if he shot a pipe over this building little did he know it direct hit me for 300 damage and kills a poor f2p soul.
Valve, remove this, please.

"BULLSHIT!, HE'S LIKE 500 METRES AWAY!... Oh wait it was a random crit"

RANDOM CRIT by A poor f2p September 17, 2020

Random Person 

1. A person does something suddenly.
2. A person you don't know.
3. Used in my examples, usually based on definition 2.

Random Person: "Hi. "

Random Person by 17G December 6, 2011

Random Housing It 

Parking a car in front of a random house to have sex or some other sexual act. Best if done at night and on a street with no street lights.

I like random housing it.

Last night me and Joe random housed it.

Do you want to random house it?

Random Housing It by SHHHH!!! June 11, 2006

Random Dude 

A guy that shows up in hot girls' photos on Facebook as a prop for any occasion that requires a male to be there for the good times. He often appears in photos from beach vacations where excessive alcohol has been consumed and no husbands are present.

Did you see Jen in her hot new bikini?
No, but that random dude with her in her profile pic is smokin'!

Random Dude by Metrosexual Caveman September 7, 2010

random rapper 

Basically any loser who can't sing but records anyway and calls themself "street." Usually don't live past 35.

A. Random rapper got shot!

B. Which one?

A. The one that sucks!

B. That's all of em!

random rapper by mhmm July 20, 2005