Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"
by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013
Get the Potty putter mug.Similar to a regular strike, when a woman decides to actively withhold sex from someone (namely a man) until she can negotiate her desired terms, or just get what she wants.
Or, sometimes those bitches do it on purpose, because they're pissed at you for some stupid shit, or because they know they can. They enjoy watching you squirm, trying not to think about it.
Then you excuse yourself to the bathroom and try to rub one out, but you can't cum because you know that her pussy is so good that you just CAN'T go back to the old shit!
Meanwhile, your balls swell with sexual tension, aching every time you move, until finally you can't take it anymore. You have to give in to get some of that sweet, tight pussy!!
Or, sometimes those bitches do it on purpose, because they're pissed at you for some stupid shit, or because they know they can. They enjoy watching you squirm, trying not to think about it.
Then you excuse yourself to the bathroom and try to rub one out, but you can't cum because you know that her pussy is so good that you just CAN'T go back to the old shit!
Meanwhile, your balls swell with sexual tension, aching every time you move, until finally you can't take it anymore. You have to give in to get some of that sweet, tight pussy!!
Dude 1: FUCK!!
Dude 2: What's wrong?
Dude 1: My girlfriend went on a Pussy Strike, and I haven't came in four days!
Dude 2: Heh... Yeah... Just get a Fleshlight and keep it duct taped under the bathroom sink. I named mine Cristal.
Dude 2: What's wrong?
Dude 1: My girlfriend went on a Pussy Strike, and I haven't came in four days!
Dude 2: Heh... Yeah... Just get a Fleshlight and keep it duct taped under the bathroom sink. I named mine Cristal.
by raichupal5 January 10, 2013
Get the Pussy Strike mug.Basic bitches that drink pumpkin spice latte near halloween and dress as slut version of different animals, usually involving an ear piece, some sort of drawing on the nose, and lack of clothing and a tail.
by TitanInParadise November 2, 2014
Get the pumpkin slut latte mug.When you cum inside a girl and then she queefs in your mouth, creating a light, frothy foam of similar consistency to the whipped cream on top of a latte
Jamal: "Bro, you want me to get you something from Starbucks?"
Baljeet: "Nah man I already got that pussy latte last night!"
Baljeet: "Nah man I already got that pussy latte last night!"
by jqdoozy May 11, 2016
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A nap taken by a Spanish-speaking gay man between a day activity and a night activity to re-energize between the two. Typically taken after the day activity and before the night activity, but in rare party-monster instances can be taken after the night activity for a day event. Sometimes taken after work before a night event.
A necessary activity to continue pummeling your body with substances, men and loud repetitive dance music for hours to come.
Same as disco nap, but more demographically specific.
A nap taken by a Spanish-speaking gay man between a day activity and a night activity to re-energize between the two. Typically taken after the day activity and before the night activity, but in rare party-monster instances can be taken after the night activity for a day event. Sometimes taken after work before a night event.
A necessary activity to continue pummeling your body with substances, men and loud repetitive dance music for hours to come.
Same as disco nap, but more demographically specific.
“Where’s David?”
“She left the pool party already. Went to go buy poppers and then going to take a putisiesta before the Cerulean Party tonight”
“She left the pool party already. Went to go buy poppers and then going to take a putisiesta before the Cerulean Party tonight”
by El Joto del apartamento 512 July 15, 2019
Get the Putisiesta mug.1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.
1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"
by Cornelius P. Smear III June 12, 2020
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