peter

a horny boy that has no emotions. He is nasty at every sport without even trying. He can get any girl except the one he wants. His ex won’t stop hitting up his line and he doesn’t care. He’ll flirt with anyone but won’t shave his pablo. Peter gives no fucks about anything and it’s funny. Even though he tells everyone to fuck off he is the coolest. Get yourself a pete.

“who is that freshman on varisty?”
“oh that’s my g Peter Joseph”

by Lickmypeepee November 24, 2018

The Peter

Being a thiccccccccccccccc cunt doing his work and is working on perfecting the "Wild Card".

Fucking cunts reading this are performing the peter

by ZOMB1E December 5, 2018

peter-beater

An excessive masturbator.

Also peter beater.

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.

by someone March 18, 2004

Saints Peter and Paul High School

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo

Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed

by Jack Derek December 4, 2010

peter cottontail

during the act of anal sex, usually forced, the male withdraws and ejaculates on the small of his victim's back then puts his or her removed pubic hair on the semen in a fluffy ball, sticking as it dries. this is usually done while slowly singing "here comes Peter Cottontail..."

"Here comes Peter Cottontail..."
"Oh god, Alex! Please just stop!"

by Taylor, Michael, and Philip February 29, 2008

Peter Puffer

One who smokes pole.

Marty is a peter puffer.

by FAQ2 February 23, 2004

Peter Griffin

Someone who thinks they are a genius, but are, in fact, mentally retarded.

Peter Griffin: I am a genius! In your face Brian! I'm a g-e-a-n-y-i-s!
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?

by Icy Wyte June 26, 2018