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to talk out of ones ass

An act performed by individuals with a rare disorder known as vocal assitis. People with this disease actually have a voice box right behind their prostate in their anus.
Jon Kodatt likes to talk out of his ass.
by william d willerson February 17, 2003
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ones if

ones if you are a fuckin moron called ssttiinngg.....????
by Amoeba July 1, 2003
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we are the chumpy ones

we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??
i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009
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onetwo

onetwo is when you take a shit in a urinal.
i had to drop a deuce, but all the crappers were taken. i had to drop a onetwo in there. its gonna be hell cleanin that shit up.
by hotcarl85 October 8, 2008
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go ones

To have a one-on-one contest, usually on the basketball court, but sometimes fisticuffs.
"If you think you're so good, let's go ones on the court and I'll school you."
by Sam Kornfield October 9, 2006
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Onesan

In the world of geisha, the word onesan (pronounced oh-neh-sahn) means 'older sister'. Every maiko (apprentice geisha) has an onesan. When a maiko has her misedashi (formal debut) she goes through san san kudo. San san kudo is a binding ceremony, where a maiko and geiko (geisha) are legally bound as sisters. A maiko's onesan gives her advice and helps her in the complicated world of geisha. A maiko's onesan is always in the same hanamachi (geisha district).
Right now I am only a minarai, but when I have my misedashi, I will be formally bound with my onesan.
by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' December 9, 2008
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oneitis

the girl who you've had but never will again. no matter how much you try.
it's unhealthy not to get over your oneitis.
by nazar January 10, 2006
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