Butt Numbies

The act of putting cocaine in ones inner rectum. Causeing numbness.

I gave my cat a butt numby!
or
Butt Numbies are my cats favorite!

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

jimaginary number

A portmanteau of "j" and "imaginary" for the imaginary component of a complex number. This means the same thing as Imaginary Number, and typically this number would have an italicized i after it. In electrical engineering, the letter "i" has other and more apparent meanings, so to avoid confusion we pick the next letter, j.

Compare imaginary with jimaginary number
Sheldon would use 1 + 2i.
Howard would use 1 + 2j.

by brokenbrain October 25, 2011

Spleen Number 1,021

The 1,021 spleen in your body, the ABSOLUTE MODT IMPORTANT spleen in your body. The 1,021 spleen was created/invented/found/founded by The Advertiser of the 10/21 crew. Thus giving it it's name Spleen 1,021. Easily confused with Spleen 73, which Spleen 73 is a very important spleen but not the most important. Remember the 1,021 spleen is in different places than anyone else's (unless you're in "The 10/21 Crew") and you have different amounts of spleens. Spleen 1,021 is the most important spleen for 367 days of the year, and after 34.2 years Spleen 1,021 will kill other spleens that are not important. You may ask "Why is spleen 73 important?" Well there is an easy answer for that, if you take 7+3 it is = to 10, and 7•3 is = to 21; making 10/21. But there is another important spleen you NEED to know about, spleen number 0/2. Why is spleen 0/2 important. If you take the absolute value of 0/2 (write it down and put 0/2 beside each other like it is typed on here, don't put it as a fraction) it equals 10/21, don't believe me. |0/2|... There you go it clearly says 10/21. So that is my story about spleens. Remember GetHyperGetRekt and #Save10/21.

Tyler: (walks in room and pokes Breyer) Why is your Spleen so squishy.

Breyer: I don't know, Spleen Number 1,021 is always squishy.

Tyler: (walks in room holding arm)

Breyer: What's wrong Tyler?

Tyler: Spleen Number 1,021 hurts.

by TenTwentyOne October 29, 2014

The Numbers

Mason, what do they mean?

INTERROGATOR: The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?
Mason: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!

by *insert funny jojoke here* February 9, 2021

The BS Law of Numbers

The BS Law of Numbers- short for Barreras Spliff Law of numbers, is a simple solution to the question that baffles us all; In a group setting, how many spliffs should one roll in relation to how many people there are? Mathematically inducted through strenuous calculation and testing in 2010, A. Barreras found that you take x/2 amount of people and roll y amount of Spliffs/Joints. So in short x/2=y*.

*If there is a .5, just round up/down according to how stingy you want to be with your weed.

*****The remainder rule can apply if there is a special occasion. Just roll an extra and magically pull it out when everyone thinks there is no more.

A: Dude, there are 11 of us, how many spliffs should I roll?
E: Just use the BS Law of numbers, so thats 5.5 spliffs.

A: Fuck it I'll just roll 6 cause I DGAF like a pro.

by Captain DGAF May 13, 2010

put up numbers

verb
To score high in a game

Jim: " Why is that random person in our squad?"
John: "I don't know, but he put up numbers last match."
Jim: "Keep him, then."

by CheeseRat June 10, 2018

crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007