bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 11, 2004

Satellite Nipples

Nigga nips that are fuckin huge and taste like Cinnamon. Usually on fat black women, but they can be found on white women as well. In this case, they taste like sugar.

I love Satellite Nipples, they are delicious.

by boo yaa tonka twist May 1, 2006

Spaghetti Nipples

Nipples that are unusually long, especially if they hang down.

'My nipples look like spaghetti, I have spaghetti nipples'

by BeMo February 12, 2008

Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome

Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces

Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street

by Nutty irish sicko June 9, 2009

Hairy Nipples

Someone you don't like, or are disgusted by. May infect you with the hairy nipple virus. Most often a fat female. WIll try to rape you while you're asleep. All limbs that come in contact with this person MUST be amputated. Italian males are particularly susceptible to contract this disease and have the worst immunity.

Someone you avoid at ALL costs.

"I saw "Hairy Nipples" the other day.."
"Shit! Did she infect you?"

"It's Hairy Nipples!!!"
"Don't hide behind me, where am I supposed

by wealouche November 13, 2010

Bitch Nipples

when a guy has really big boobs

Dude, he has some big ass bitch nipples

by KimBaLi February 2, 2004

nipples.

pointy things you have if you lift up you're shirt when it's cold

Dude it was cold outside and i saw kim's nipples.
poking through her shirt

by Fuckboy philosophy April 23, 2016