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mount holyoke college 

A highly respected womens' college in Western Massachusetts. The atmosphere can be quite depressing at times and the workload is oppressive. Much like a womens' prison, MHC is known to produce an unusual amount of lesbians and bisexuals. UMass males are generally considered as below standards, Hampshire boys don't bathe, and Amherst men snub their noses at...pretty much everyone. The only way for a MHC student to get a man is IMPORT!!
Me: Dude! You slept with her?! I thought you were straight!

Friend: Mount Holyoke College has no penis, I had to make do!

mount holyoke college by StraightMoHo February 18, 2008

Mount Dooming 

The act of having one's ring destroyed.
Bob: Hey Clarence... You wanna come round mine and partake of some Mount Dooming? (Wink)

Clarence: Yeah bob... Sounds like my idea of fun! (Nudge Nudge Wink!)
Mount Dooming by Maverick 293 October 23, 2009
When a man becomes love sappy over a girl and expresses his feelings to her.
He just went mount gay on me!
Mount Gay by NicoleTM January 12, 2015

Mount laurel 

The most irrelivent town in New Jersey. The only way to describe it is to locate places around the town like the 2 malls and centerton shopping center, otherwise .. there’s nothing here. You can’t even find a good party here, but we promise if your looking for a juul to hit, this is the place to go. Easier to explain if you just googled it, or just go to cherry hill.
“Where do u live”
Mount laurel.”
“What’s that?”
Exactly.”
Mount laurel by Stfukyle March 3, 2018

Mount Diablo High 

a place that’s usually said to be the worst school in the district due to many fights, but is actually a great place filled with diversity, no fights, and academies. only real nibbas rule the school in leadership. asb presidents have to be baddies or popular or both
them: y’all niggas go to mount diablo high?

me: vro you sound goofy asf just say mount headass.

Mount Sinai 

A bunch of white preppy kids who make out with their daddy for some Yeezys and all sorts of hype beast clothes. On top of that girls who also make out with their daddy for a brand new white jeep that they’ll crash and blame it on their zodiac sign
Person 1- “did you hear about the white preppy kid from Mount Sinai?”
Person 2- “he’s a faggot
Mount Sinai by Hot Dog Pete January 18, 2021

Mount Vesuvius 

Blowing the burnt up contents out of a weed pipe. One may exclaim this before blowing the cashed contents from the bowl of said pipe, but not a necessity
The pipe was spent, so I did a Mount Vesuvius and blew out the ash
Mount Vesuvius by The Dude Shaggy February 1, 2021