A highly respected womens' college in Western Massachusetts. The atmosphere can be quite depressing at times and the workload is oppressive. Much like a womens' prison, MHC is known to produce an unusual amount of lesbians and bisexuals. UMass males are generally considered as below standards, Hampshire boys don't bathe, and Amherst men snub their noses at...pretty much everyone. The only way for a MHC student to get a man is IMPORT!!

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods