moses stone

Is fucking badass & calls Mexicans MOJos and Wet Backs

"Moses stone said "Shut the fuck up Wet Back

by Carrie Underwood11 November 25, 2013

mosey fucked

Blocked by someone that is in front of you taking their time without deference to your urgency.

"I got mosey fucked by some idiot at the checkout stand and missed the first 10 minutes of the game."

by pdxblazer May 23, 2014

Mosey Fucking

The act of purposely delaying someone by taking longer than necessary to finish.

That mosey fucking turd is trying to get me fired! He took so long during the staff meeting that I only had two minutes to present the annual sales plan.

by dickfitz May 24, 2014

Moses Arms

A common phrase used when measuring the size of arms that are below average size or lacking bone marrow. (Usually from a life long disease or lazy lifestyle) A person with said arms will never make gains.

Look at the new guy coming into the gym, he's got a long way to go with those Moses Arms.

by Dr.Gains December 20, 2016

Moses

A haircut famously worn by Egil

Yo nice Moses cut bra.

by Øywind January 25, 2017

Moses

A really cool girl. With amazing grades. She is really smart and can be dumb. She is a really big fangirl and has much fan accounts. She has much love in her even if she doesn't know it. She loves to help people. She is in love with bears and calls Herself weird names. She loves music and dance. She wants to make her strand come true. She wants to study at a university.

Moses is a independit woman

by Browniebear June 17, 2017

Moses Daddy

When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.

You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position

by Kickasskaleb July 6, 2017