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Guy 1- I kan't believe that kancer killed my grandma
Guy 2- Why are you speaking in Mortal Kombatese?!!!
Guy 1- I kan't believe that kancer killed my grandma
Guy 2- Why are you speaking in Mortal Kombatese?!!!
by Tag Xanatos Iradle July 28, 2009
Get the Mortal Kombatese mug.1) A disorder that keeps a person from finishing an almost complete essay at ridiculously late/early hours in the night/morning the day an essay is due. This disorder is caused by the victim's temporary release from anxiety surrounding the fact that his or her essay is practically complete. Symptoms include uncontrollable procrastination and the sudden need to watch old commercials they used to love on youtube.
I only had one paragraph left on my essay when Mortimer Syndrome kicked in, and then I was up for another 2 hours watching Got Milk commercials.
by MoonlightmortimeR October 15, 2009
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Get the Morty Smith mug.A government in which dead people run your government I.e. Halloween Town, Retro Town, North Korea, etc
Kim Il-sung is the Eternal President of North Korea, and Kim Jung-Il is the Eternal Supreme Leader of North Korea thus making it a Mortocracy.
by Whom’st’ve July 29, 2018
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Brody and Jackie got sent to the South Site, Erin and Zeph got sent to the East Site leaving me here alone to answer the phones and work all the tickets. I've been Mortimered again!
by TalonZahn April 24, 2019
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by Ramsus90 November 21, 2010
Get the Jizz Mortar mug.Writing up a long reply to a post on an internet message board only to see the dreaded "Thread locked by a moderator"
by Og II December 28, 2004
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