Conversation Sniper

Someone who, with one well timed, well aimed remark (shot) has the ability to disable and/or terminate a conversation.

Note: Not to be confused with Conversation Bomber.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'!
Guy 2: I'd do things to her that would make a hooker think twice.
Conversation Sniper: She's not bad, but I think I would want to talk to her for a bit before hand just so I know I won't be stuck with some weird girl for the rest of the night.

Guy1: Kill Shot........

by The Gunnersmate March 2, 2012

Nonversation

A conversation through eye contact. When everything important that needs to be said, gets said through a look.

My spouse and I couldnt think of any words to say to describe our love, so we had a nonversation. Everything that we were thinking was said through our eye contact.

by Harry Balsser October 19, 2010

nonversationist

A person who when talked to doesn't make much sense and is a bad conversationist. The person being talked to walks away more confused then when they started the nonversation. The nonversationist usually enjoys hearing themselves and rambling on about nothing.

Betty: I just had a nonversation with Joanne.
Laurianne: I'm sorry I forgot to tell you shes such a nonversationist

by puff_queen_13 April 5, 2009

conversation rape

when someone talks about something for way too long without comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are waxing philosophically about

while I was pity talking to my ex-boyfriend he conversation raped me for 45 minutes about his boring job

by EspyWoodcrest October 19, 2011

Konversation Killer

Someone who constantly ends conversations with a one word answer. Usually with phrases like, not much, or apologizing too much. There isn't anything wrong with Konversation Killers, they are just annoying to talk to online. If one is to be called a konversation killer, they should put more effort into the conversation.

Person 1:sooo whats up?
Person 2:not much
Person 1:you must be confusing entertaining with boring right now........cause your really being boring.
Person 2:sorry what
Person 1:Remember when I told you that you should entertain me?and then you said "no i'm no ho"
Person 2: no sorry that doesnt ring a bell
Person 1:oh I must be confusing you with someone else....
Person 2: prolly
Person 1: You're a Konversation Killer

by Johnthetallguy June 21, 2009

Conversational Remorse

Illiterate tween's rendition of esprit d'escalier; also, the feeling you get if ever you find yourself talking to a "digital native" millennial who's blithely ignorant about the physical world or events that occurred before 2005.

When Amanda began to recount the top trending memes and emoji from her Instavine twit-feed I was stricken with pangs of conversational remorse.

by Statler/Waldorf March 22, 2016

Courageous Conversation

Any discussion that makes the white people in the room feel uncomfortable for more than 5 seconds.

going forward, stakeholders must be mainstreamed through courageous conversations about race.

by ChairmanLuedtke January 7, 2015