mojo

a dirty mexican that stinks like shit and wears makeup and dances vanda

omg that fucking vanda is gay - fucking mojos

by Ish September 28, 2004

MOJO

Mojo is that kind of guy you find in the men's room at the Monkey Cave, Lima Peru, and he's just hanging out there, in bad shape, and hoping to get a solid blow job before moving on the the Palace of Princess Peussie.

"That slug is a MOJO, definitely a follower of Mary Mount and Princess Peussie; I wouldn't blow him for anything"

by Dr. Johnny BLee Johnny April 15, 2006

mojo

Measuring the level of excitement on a human being from visual stimuli

viewing jessica alba increase mojo by 189.49%

by insanejane April 11, 2006

mojd

Stands for My Orange Juice Dammit!!! Can be used when someone is attempting to take your orange juice. Also used in a joking way if someone has just used another, over used, abbreviation similar to omg or wtf and so forth.

1) MOJD! Tanya shouted as her little brother reached for the glass of orange juice

2) Omg! Chrissy said. Mojd! laughed Brian, making fun of her comment.

by FaeriePrincessDemonQueen September 20, 2007

Mojo Biscuit

Smoking pot and in a time frame of between 3-6 hours later, smoke crack. Similar to a speedball.

Jake: Dude, why are you so fucked up today?
Dane: Sorry man, I just had a mojo biscuit.

by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008

mojambo

A word used to greet fellow coworkers and/or friends. If more than one friend is present, you can refer to them as jibjab.

ex. "Hi Jerry", Hey whats up "Mojambo, have you seen Jibjab?"

Mojambo- "Hi Jerry", Hey whats up "Mojambo, have you seen Jibjab?"

by J.F.Raldi October 13, 2016

Moji

A nickname or a short name of iranian person that a name is MojTabA
It usually used that when you are intimate with mojtaba.

1.Hey moji..! How are you ,dude?
2. Moji..? Please help me , i have a big problem.
3. Moji is so kind and cute , i like him.
4. Where is moji..? Umm.. i think he's comming. Don't worry..!

by Mr. 741 July 20, 2020