microschlongo

A energy effecient full size hatchback with balding tires.

Do you see that guy on the side of the road with a bald head he must have bought a MicroSchlongo

by Bruce Casteel April 10, 2022

microsoft

when a dude's dick is micro and soft

i don't like kevin, he got that microsoft dick, you'd need a magnifying glass

by 2238750576 May 11, 2022

microsoft meme

what lol

microsoft meme is the best way to meme yourself

by gamernice500001 May 21, 2022

Microsoft Manoeuvre

Plug it out and plug it back in again

"It's not working"
Have you tried the Microsoft Manoeuvre?

by Manadar June 7, 2022

microconsole buyer man

Scott the Woz

Source: youtu. be/Dz31FfclzBI?t=22

"Just grab your nearest Merriam Webster's Dictionary and turn to the page with the definition for microconsole buyer man on it. You'll find my picture right then and there."

by ImaginaryNeon (real) November 4, 2022

micrococklet

The smallest penis ever know to human kind; barely sufficient to count as an “outy” and certainly too small to hold, limiting the owner to sit down wees for the rest of their lives.

To be fair, DJ wasn’t the micrococklet

by OptimusPrimate2022 December 2, 2022

Microsoft Weird

An imaginary, corrupted version of Microsoft Word.

Microsoft Weird didn't save the document correctly.

by Namer707 December 4, 2022