dark load

The act of crapping on someone's laundry.

Jeremy is an asshole, so I left him a dark load in his hamper.

by Wil13 July 19, 2006

vertical load

a delicious beverage made with icecream, identical except in name to a milkshake.

Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?
Thirsty Customer: Yes, I would like a vertical load with sprinkles please.
Waiter: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
Thirsty Customer: Chocolate
Waiter: ok, I will be right back with your vertical load

by thomas_jones January 4, 2009

Blue load

The load that a guy leaves after getting stood up. He then goes home and beats off.

Man I when home an shoot a blue load when stub me up.

by canus lupus October 24, 2008

Dick Load

Refers to a large amount of something.

Mate I have a dick load of money.

by C Mitchell March 27, 2009

Goat Loader

One that is so wasted they have lost all sense of balance, self control and manors. This person no choice but to act like a complete ass hole. Someone that gets so drunk they piss themselves before falling through your coffee table and then puke on your couch. If a male, the goat loader lives with his parents for his entire life cycle. His parents will have caught him naked with dick in hand passed out on their couch watching paperview porn and on a bad night he will have a dried up load on his shirt or worse his chin.

Jim was such a goat loader last night, not only did he fuck my fat sister but he also shit in my refrigerator.

by CrazzyEddie2010 December 19, 2010

Rogue Load

The term for male ejaculate when the coitus is so good you don’t know where your cumshot went and discover it after the fact. Often occurs in the back of a trailblazer.

She thought there was Condor shit on the rear windshield. It was actually just a rogue load.

by BigGay1868 September 18, 2018

warm load

cum

Jerry busted a warm load in rebekahs ass

by ali a in chainz August 30, 2018