thomas_jones's definitions

purger

A person who hosts game servers.

Hey, you sass that hoopy Purger? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

by Thomas_Jones March 2, 2019

vertical load

a delicious beverage made with icecream, identical except in name to a milkshake.

Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?
Thirsty Customer: Yes, I would like a vertical load with sprinkles please.
Waiter: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
Thirsty Customer: Chocolate
Waiter: ok, I will be right back with your vertical load

by thomas_jones January 4, 2009

peasant

A poor, uncouth, ill-bred person lacking either culture or refinement.

Why you! How dare yee calleth me that name. Thee shall regret this, peasant you are.

by Thomas_Jones November 8, 2014