4 definitions by Wil13

Texas Pinstriping

A splattered design of regurgitated food on the side of moving vehicle, which is caused by one of the occupants of the car hanging out the window to vomit. This is generally the result of someone becoming sick, after binge drinking at a Texas social event.

Josh's wife (Erin) had to much wine at the wedding reception. On the way home she got sick, and his Jetta received some serious Texas Pinstriping.

by Wil13 November 14, 2006

dark load

The act of crapping on someone's laundry.

Jeremy is an asshole, so I left him a dark load in his hamper.

by Wil13 July 17, 2006

load of darks

The act of crapping on someone's laundry.

Jeremy is an asshole, so I left a load of darks in his hamper.

by Wil13 July 17, 2006

Mogadishu

The most polite way to say "mother fucker" in Houston, TX.

I was pissed at that mother fucker; however, since my kids were around I called him a mogadishu.

by Wil13 July 21, 2006