Limpe

Referring to yourself. Me

Limpe handsome. Limpe stronger than you.

by Herculesnaga November 21, 2017

Limp

okay my definition for a limp is when u are not a simp but are not a pimp either. Created by Nicole 2021

Nicole~”I’m not a simp I’m a limp “
GC~”wuts a limp “
Nicole~when ur not a simp but not a pimp either”

by Gump January 11, 2021

Limp

a dude who is dry as fuck when he texts you but expects entertainment from you xo

" Kyle don't be fucking Limp"

by orangemuice April 6, 2020

Limp bizkit

A limp bizkit is when a man's penis is wider than it is high

Rando chick 1: "jim has a limp bizkit"
Roman bellic from gta4: "lets go bowling"

by Sornock February 2, 2023

limp

used to refer to a man whose foreskin is larger than his penis and so covers it even when said man gets a hard on

Did you hear about Angad? Turns out he's limp

by pranigga December 6, 2024

Limp Horndog

A girlfriend

My girlfriend Laurel is a Limp Horndog

by WaywardPrincess May 6, 2025

Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.

Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020