Krystal

the Southern U.S. counterpart to what is called White Castle in the Midwest and other regions like New Jersey. Like White Castle restaurants Krystal burger shacks are open 24 hours and the burgers (also called "slyders" because of their extreme greasiness) are cheap. You can get them in a bag of 10. They are square and have holes and are sometimes nicknamed "belly bombs" just like they are in the Northern U.S.

I was with some friends in Mike's Volvo and we were cruising around Orlando, Florida listening to some heavy metal music one night. Mike had on a Triumph tape in the player, later we had on some Van Halen. We stopped at a Krystal burger joint and got some root beers and a bag of 10 slyders. Me and Freddy ate most of them in the back seat of the car, the grease was just dripping from the little slyders. After about 40 minutes or so me and Freddy asked Mike to pull over and stop. Me and Freddy got out of the car and went to the edge of a ditch. It was Barf City for us. It was all too much.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 25, 2008

Krysana

Krysana is simply a goddess. Her generosity exceeds the averages persons and her presence is heart warming. Everyone surrounding her strives to be as giving and caring as she is, but quite obviously fails, since not a single soul could ever dream of even comparing to her heavenly self.

Krysana gave me $20 and told me to fix my hair line for the greater good. So generous.

by atruthspeaker September 24, 2020

sharah and Kristan

young lasses who use guitars as baseball bats.

sharah and Kristian have launched a massive retaliation.

by telephone August 18, 2003

Krista

A spicy girl who often cements her vagina shut in order to prevent accidental pregnancy

Don't expect any of those Kristas to go swimming. They will sink like rocks.

by slowbadon May 26, 2010

Krystal

Kind of a bitch. She speaks too well and she lacks compassion for the homeless. She may have a home. but that doesn't make her better than me. I'm not going to call her a cunt and a bitch because that's beneath me, but lesbihonest she has a huge mouth if you know what I mean.

Krystal: We should hang out

Simon: No, I'm sorry, we shouldn't. My lice ain't interested.

by Simon11 February 2, 2013

Krystal Kat2

Sex confusion. Person one and person two is talking about person one tanking three 5 minute TBs at MB last night with a cute ahrims team after them (Havoc). Krystal Kat2 was hybriding him. Person one: She was barraging me in torags, rofl!!!Person two: He's actually a guy..

Person one and person two is talking about person one tanking three 5 minute TBs at MB last night with a cute ahrims team after them (Havoc). Krystal Kat2 was hybriding him.
Person one: She was barraging me in torags, rofl!!!
Person two: He's actually a guy..

by Sindresinsuperfan January 21, 2010

Dirty Kristaps

When someone leaves a cum stain in the school bathroom.

Hey did you see the dirty kristaps?

by MarcoMcBeany September 7, 2021