slowbadon's definitions

copoon

Derrived from Cocoon and poon.

When you're having sex, and when you pull out your penis has wings.

I got copooned the other day. It's chill though, I just tell the ladies my penis is an angel

by Slowbadon August 26, 2010

Krista

A spicy girl who often cements her vagina shut in order to prevent accidental pregnancy

Don't expect any of those Kristas to go swimming. They will sink like rocks.

by slowbadon May 26, 2010

Stonegina

When a woman uses cement to seal her vagina shut, hence preventing pregnancy

Krista, AKA "Stonegina," is the worlds first human paperweight.

by slowbadon May 26, 2010