Definitions by telephone

alfalfa farmer 

1. A rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prostitutes. 2. An unshophisticated John who is not particular about the gender or type of prostitute he employs. 3. A good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.

Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).

I'm an alfalfa farmer, and I don't care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow fucking and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s

alfalfa farmer by telephone July 22, 2008

sharah and Kristan 

young lasses who use guitars as baseball bats.

sharah and Kristian have launched a massive retaliation.

sharah and Kristan by telephone August 18, 2003

SyphonSnake0 

a disembodied head that can shoot deadly laser beams from its cold, dead eyes.

Question: OH GAH, what happened to that puppy?!
Answer: (somber) SyphonSnake0.

SyphonSnake0 by telephone May 27, 2003

shevaun

a colorful bird skilled in the art of using a stopwatch in a laboratory.

Shevaun flashed a saucy smile.

shevaun by telephone May 27, 2003