telephone's definitions

SyphonSnake0

a disembodied head that can shoot deadly laser beams from its cold, dead eyes.

Question: OH GAH, what happened to that puppy?!
Answer: (somber) SyphonSnake0.

by telephone May 27, 2003

shevaun

a colorful bird skilled in the art of using a stopwatch in a laboratory.

Shevaun flashed a saucy smile.

by telephone May 27, 2003

sharah and Kristan

young lasses who use guitars as baseball bats.

sharah and Kristian have launched a massive retaliation.

by telephone August 18, 2003

alfalfa farmer

1. A rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prostitutes. 2. An unshophisticated John who is not particular about the gender or type of prostitute he employs. 3. A good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.

Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).

I'm an alfalfa farmer, and I don't care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow fucking and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s

by telephone July 22, 2008