Jonothan

A fat cunt that needs to grow a dick.

you Jonothan

by Stop Holden Makok August 17, 2016

jonathon

A simple definition for a expert chess player. He is usually a jew who goes to the wising well to steal pennies. Has gotten wealthy off being a prostitute.

Fucking JONATHON i hate you get out of my pockets.

by adsads July 15, 2008

jonethen

He is a leach . He never goes away. HE thiks hes liked but realy hes hated.

Oh that guy is such a johethen he never goes away.

Everbody hates jonethen even thoug he thinks hes cool

by Sir Crop Dust June 3, 2008

Jonathan

Typically a bum at everything he does, especially video games

The was really Jonathan at 2k17

by Marcus Stewart May 12, 2017

Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet

OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan

by Straight Lord January 29, 2019

Jonathan Bradford Wright

my favorite actor,and the man with the most amazing cheekbones ever created.he is best known for his role as hanschen in the broadway prodution of Spring Awakening.he will also be in the upcoming movies Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist and Youth In Revolt.he has the coolest fanbase,The Last Ones To The Bridge a.k.a. The Slow Walkers.he hates facebook & blackberries.he is also my husband...he just doesnt know it yet =P

Slow Walker1:I can't believe Jonathan Bradford Wright is leaving SA tonight!
Slow Walker2:Omigod we're ontopic for once!
Slow Walker1:Yeah and those cheekbones are to die for.Wait,*slow walker's name*needs to be here...where is she?!?!
Slow Walker2:*looking at JBW pic* who cares *melts*

by thebitchofliving96 August 18, 2008

Jonathon

A retarted white kid who uses tech decks to keep his ego inflated.

Hey jonathon go kys

by humttt January 16, 2018