circle-jerk

When people meet and they talk and nothing gets done. All talk, no action.

The US senate is having a circle-jerk.

by Murray Haldanish October 7, 2019

jerk off stalefish

To jerk off without the usage of material, such as a magazine or video.

My internet isn't working! Looks like I'm going to have to jerk off stalefish tonight.

by Mikey P 4130 March 19, 2008

Jecking

When a rapper says a sentence, then a word that is related to, but not connected, to the sentence.

Bob: "I ate a taco yesterday. Guacamole!
I'm a better rapper than Dre. Lies!"

Jim: "stop jecking Bob"

by Frank Meckawitz March 13, 2015

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 19, 2003

Jerk

A girl with blue hair and an m in her name and likes supernatural

Me: your'e such a jerk
Morgan:No i'm not
Me:Your'e the literal definition of a jerk

by BlackAsh05 December 14, 2019

Alpha Jerk

Falling into the second socket.The socket of death.There are two sockets you can go into,the dream socket,where you usually go into,or into an alpha jerk where you slip into it and die.

Jimi Hendrix is theorized to have slipped into an alpha jerk,resulting in his death.Alpha jerks can happen when your high.

"hey man,i wonder if i can die,you know?Let me slip into an alpha jerk."

"Dude,i heard about that alpha jerk thing,lets get high!"


"I heard Benny alpha-jerked last night.People said it was an OD but man Benny always said he wanted to go from an alpha jerk."

by Jaja Binx January 29, 2009

Jerk and Squirt

Any massage parlor where handjobs are given to the clients for an extra cost (tip) after the massage is finished.

I found this new Jerk and Squirt on Kendall Drive where the girls realyy take care of you.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009