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Jacob

*a veryyy hot,beautiful,perfect looking guy
*smooth with his words,so percise
*falls for girls hard but gets over them easily
*loves ACTION sports
*adored by girls
*not very much liked by X gfs
*guys get jealous of him easy
*has anger issues(high tempered)
A: whos ur bf
B:jacob!!
A: OMG u lucky bitch!!!
by born2ride June 13, 2009
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Jacob

Dreamiest guy EVER. Tall, handsome, & extremely silly! If he loves you he will protect you with his life. Always makes you laugh. Has a moody side. Loves pushing people’s buttons for fun. Low key a baby but acts tough. Will cook you a delicious and nutritious meal. Has striking icy blue eyes. Charming AF
Girl 1: OMG who is that guy?! He stole my fucking heart!!! My mom would love him.

Girl 2: that’s Jacob. Isn’t he gorgeous?
by BabyMonkeyWrench June 9, 2018
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jacob

undefinable, indescriable lad.
I am so in love with Jacob.
by gabigabbygabi July 15, 2008
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Jacob's Third Law

Men are always right, Women are always wrong.

Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice


According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
by Elizabeth171 April 11, 2009
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Jacob

is amazing, can be a bully but he’s super sweet still :) he’s funny too and good at roasting himself even tho none of what he says is true. hes also pretty smexy and way better than alllll your ex’s for sure. he’s more than enough tbh you don’t need anyone else when you got him. he’s just perfect.
ouuuu jacob lookin so damn fine today, wait he always does tho.
by tamalesssss_. August 6, 2019
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Jacob Benner

Drummer for Late Nite Reading (LNR)

Extremely attractive and super funny,
every girl want to be with a boy like Jacob.

PS,

im sort of in love with him even though we've never met :) <3
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: LNR's new song Save it for the Slow Dance!
Person 1: Oh my god! I love that song, ecspecially with Jacob Benner's drumming skills!(:
by kfhasjvhbasfjkasp March 29, 2011
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Jacob

Jacob is the type of man that will sweep
you off your feet in the first 5 minutes after meeting him. He is the most handsome guy in the world, and his smile brightens everything even the darkest of clouds. He is strong, sexy, compassionate, and hella good in bed. If you get a chance to be with someone like him, NEVER let him go. He is absolutely the most amazing cook and loves to go on lots of dates. He compliments you even when you’re at your worst. Every day with Jacob is a perfect day. He is loyal and very loving. He will protect you and make you feel safe. You will treasure every second with Jacob because it’s always magical. His laugh and smile are contagious, and it will fill your soul up with happiness. My heart belongs to my Jacob❤️ -J
Jacob is perfect.
by Luckiest Lady November 23, 2021
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